What the hell is a flying green song-rabbit?!

Grongbit (GReen sONG rabBIT) is the result of our nicknames combined. "Our" meaning the three founding authors. The flying comes from our guest-turned-permanent blogger, Butterfly Coffin.

And yes, rabbits can too fly, sing and be green.

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Friday, August 28, 2009

Online gift-shopping

So Father's Day is coming up and I have no idea what to get my daddy.

...

No, not that one. I mean the one who impregnated my mum somehow when she was still on the pill. o__O

ANYWAY!

Should I trust Deals Direct and buy a GPS thingo from them? I'm so not bothered to go shopping... T_T

I was never good at writing anything long. If you've read my EE2 major work, you'd understand what I mean. I mean, WHAT WAS I THINKING?! Everything was so choppity choppity CHOP CHOP CHOP!

This Christmas, I'm asking Santa for a sandbox so I can draw circles and build castles in it and such.

I also want a Ceiling Cat to watch me fap.

Well not really, because that'd be kinda creepy and oh so wrong.

Not that there's anything wrong in consensual exhibitionism, but that's not really my cup o' tea. What's wrong about Ceiling Cat is that it is non-human. Did you know that the local elders of a village in southern Sudan ordered a man to marry his goat because he was caught having adult relations with it? Soon afterwards, the goat had a kid. No, not a sad
abominable human-goat shadow of a Minotaur, but a goat kid. The goat died several months later from choking. No, not choking on her husband, but on a plastic bag. True story.

Oh, and if you were wondering how I knew about that, I'm not some sick fuck who searches the net for animal porn.

I should really get back to studying.

I hate uni.

So, back to the original topic, GPS from Deals Direct. Yay or nay?

THIS WEEK'S PONDERMENT: Can exhibitionism ever be consensual? If so, provide examples.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

online shopping is indeed the fastest and most convenient way to purchase groceries, air tickets, books and magazines, branded bags and clothing, services, etc. It is also the most ideal way for bidding. They always get hot deals by shopping online just like as to shop Lifestyle Compendiums
. However, this cost saving method is only suitable for those people who have strong self discipline. These people know what things should be bought and what things should be rejected. They are able to control themselves in making their purchases.Nice POst

Serena said...

o_O

Anyway, I had once browsed Deals Direct and deemed them to be a trustworthy site to buy from. However, you could probably and more easily get cheaper ones from ebay, assuming they are a reputatble seller.

From me: yay.

Kevin said...

Thanks~

Where's a good Good Guys?

I wanna go there :'D

Midori said...

Lol i'm not getting my dad a father's day gift none of that stuff in catalogues he wants..

Electric shaver: he's got one never uses.
Tools: Not a tools guy.
Electronics: Has all that he needs.
Clothing: Bought him a shirt and a tie once he never wore

Hence concluded will combine together with his birthday soon and just take him out for food

Best Watches said...

Gift shopping is an activity that we all have to do at some point during the year. Now the question is that how do we find that special gift? I will suggest you when you are online gift shopping, use common sense.